I've got a stack of baseball cards on the shelf. These are their stories.
What in God's name is Jeff Reardon doing in this picture? Did he get an itch on his inner thigh after throwing a four-seamer? Did someone from the photographers' well yell something at him? |
| Jeff Reardon, 1992 Upper Deck |
"Hey Jeff, your epidermis is showing!"Someone at Upper Deck must not have liked him. Did he fool around with someone's wife? Look at the way he's staring right at the photographer. It's a look of "Uh oh, you got me". The person putting the card together must have thought "That'll learn him to bust my tomater" or something dirty like that.
More fictional speculation after the jump.
