World Series Game 1 Velocity Charts

Thanks to the magic of MS Paint and Microsoft Excel (Starter Edition), here are the velocity charts of Justin Verlander and Barry Zito in Game One of the 2012 World Series.

First, Verlander:

Pandoval'd (click to enlarge)

and now, Zito:

it's like, y'know, whatever (like, click to enlarge, man)

Barry Cito

To honor tonight Barry Zito's start in game 5 of the NLCS, my hometown of Toronto and most importantly, my seemingly boundless immaturity, here's Barry Cito. Or Zito Gaston.

Oh. Oh my.

What does Cito think of all this?

(thanks to Getting Blanked for this glorious GIF)

Go Giants!